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F Valentine's Day

Movie 2026 95 min Not Rated Romance, Comedy
AMU 16+ * Quality ★★★☆☆

Our take

F Valentine's Day is an adult romantic comedy about Gina dodging a Valentine's proposal in Greece. The title opens on an f-word rant, and dialogue includes s-word, bull s-word, damn, and hell throughout. Wine flows at dinners and parties, with characters getting drunk and joking about cannabis. Dark jokes reference a corpse and closed-casket funeral. Relationship scheming and breakup themes suit older teens and adults, not younger kids

Uplifting themes

Honesty about love and self-worth emerges by the end Travel friends offer perspective even while scheming

Story (may spoil tone)

Gina hates her Valentine's Day birthday and travels to Greece to prevent her boyfriend's proposal. With help from vacationers Johnny and his sister Mickey, she schemes to delay it – while questioning her relationship.

Violence
Language
Moderate
Sex / nudity
Mild
Drugs / alcohol
Mild
Frightening
Self-harm / suicide
Child peril / abuse
Bullying / discrimination
Gore / death / weapons
Mild
Dangerous behaviour
Eating disorders / body image
Mental health
Gambling
Grief / bereavement
Mild

Details

Violence No violence found in this title

No violence found in this title

Language Moderate F-word title rant plus frequent s-word, bull s-word, damn, and hell

F-word title rant plus frequent s-word, bull s-word, damn, and hell

Sex / nudity Mild Romantic comedy flirting and relationship drama without nudity cues

Romantic comedy flirting and relationship drama without nudity cues

Drugs / alcohol Mild Wine at meals, drunk party scenes, and a cannabis joint reference

Wine at meals, drunk party scenes, and a cannabis joint reference

Frightening No frightening found in this title

No frightening found in this title

Self-harm / suicide No self-harm found in this title

No self-harm found in this title

Child peril / abuse No child peril found in this title

No child peril found in this title

Bullying / discrimination No bullying found in this title

No bullying found in this title

Gore / death / weapons Mild Dark jokes about a corpse and closed-casket funeral

Dark jokes about a corpse and closed-casket funeral

Dangerous behaviour No dangerous behavior found in this title

No dangerous behavior found in this title

Eating disorders / body image No eating found in this title

No eating found in this title

Mental health No mental health found in this title

No mental health found in this title

Gambling No gambling found in this title

No gambling found in this title

Grief / bereavement Mild Expect strong language in dark comedy banter, including Funeral and los…

Expect strong language in dark comedy banter, including Funeral and loss references

Talk after watching

  • Gina hates sharing a birthday with Valentine's Day. How do expectations shape how we feel about holidays?
  • She schemes instead of speaking honestly at first. When is a white lie kinder than the truth?
  • Friends Johnny and Mickey jump in to help. How do outside perspectives change relationship decisions?